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Libraries - the natural laxative.

Will a visit to the Silent Library help summon Spineless Brownfish?
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Based on the classic music video by Sir Mix-A-Lot (NSFW), this video by Dan Smith of Nice Ski Mask Records features bookshelves packed with books and a bible the size of a bed.

Will a huge holy book and humorous video be sufficient to summon hoopsnake?
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Constipation - the bane of the IT workers (and everyone else who earns a wage sitting down).

Fighting this enemy within is what Login-Logout.com is all about.

Here we list twelve tips on how to avoid constipation and one reason why you should…
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While book assembly is a fascinating video in itself, our readers are probably more concerned with How Bricks are Made.

Will a book assembly line, soothing narration and piano music help us assemble some lines of our own?
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Books.

The all-natural method for producing prairie dog moments.

Will a bookshelf full of moving books be enough to trigger movement in our midsections?
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Echoing the sentiments of IT workers everywhere, the boy in this video does not want bikes or video games.

He wants log.

Can a classic animation style and cute song about log help us drop a few of our own?
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In this classic Sesame Street skit, the Cookie Monster goes to a library seeking cookies, much to the chagrin of a temperamental librarian.

Our kind readers, of course, come to this library seeking cable not cookies…

Will the combination of books, library and calm-inducing childhood memories be enough to help us lay down some blind mullet?
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“Backed up logs” have probably drawn more IT workers to religion than any book or clergyman.

When burnt offerings to the Porcelain god are burning in a one’s plugged posterior, even atheists are drawn to the power of prayer…
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For ages, scholars have wondered:

If the Buddha eats only vegetables, why is the Buddha so… big?

Well, the truth has come out and it explains why the Buddha is usually found in a lotus position…
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The Bookstore Stool Chart is a scientific chart that shows the shape/consistency of stool that certain types of bookstores and libraries tend to induce.

This chart may not be suitable for the squeamish and should be avoided during (or immediately after) meals…
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