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	<title>Login-Logout</title>
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	<description>Helping IT Workers Release Their Chocolate Hostage</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Yay Hooray!</title>
		<link>http://www.login-logout.com/webmasters-log/yay-hooray/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Porcelain Assassin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We would like to extend a warm welcome to everyone who visited us from Yay Hooray!

Dorian kindly mentioned us in a thread about taking a laptop in the bathroom or toilet.  Thank you, Dorian.
The thread was started by Lorna0276.  Thank you, Lorna.  We enjoyed the pictures of pimped out johns.

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		<title>Coffee and Constipation</title>
		<link>http://www.login-logout.com/updates/coffee-and-constipation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 18:47:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Porcelain Assassin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of our kind readers have questioned the wisdom of including coffee in our article entitled Constipation - Twelve Tips on How to Avoid It and One Reason Why You Should.
After all, coffee is a diuretic (increases desire to urinate) and dehydration is a major cause of constipation.
We would like to take this opportunity to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flawless Victory - Six Tips on How to Achieve It and Four Reasons Why You Should</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 15:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Porcelain Assassin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A Flawless Victory is defined as:
The act of defecating and, after wiping yourself, you discover nothing on the toilet paper - it is completely clean.
Listed below are the benefits of flawless victory and what you can do to achieve it&#8230;

Benefits of Flawless Victory:

environmental (reduce paper waste)
conservational (conserve water, save trees)
physical (excessive wiping may contribute to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fore-edge Painting</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 20:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Porcelain Assassin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
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Fore-edge painting is a fascinating technique for including hidden decorations in books.  When the pages of a book are fanned, an image appears.  If the pages are gilded, the image disappears when the book is relaxed.
Will these silent videos of white gloves squeezing thick books help make the insides of our intestines [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Modern Library</title>
		<link>http://www.login-logout.com/images/modern-library/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Porcelain Assassin</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Images</category>
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In this photo of a modern library, a man sits on a black chair with a newspaper in hand.
Let&#8217;s see if this picture can help us sit on a white chair with a different type of paper in hand&#8230;


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Download the full-size image.
Imagine [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wigtown Book Shop and Outdoor Book Maze</title>
		<link>http://www.login-logout.com/videos/wigtown-book-shop-maze/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 13:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Porcelain Assassin</dc:creator>
		
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This is a quick video tour of Scotland&#8217;s largest second-hand book shop.
Will this massive maze of books help us drop massive bombs into the porcelain sea?


Warning: Sound.  If you are at work, now would be the time to plug in those earphones!
At the end of the video we are greeted with the words:
&#8220;It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swedish Bookstore from Top Secret (1984)</title>
		<link>http://www.login-logout.com/videos/swedish-bookstore-from-top-secret-1984/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 16:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Porcelain Assassin</dc:creator>
		
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Bookstores are a healthy, drug-free laxative.
Will the Swedish Bookstore scene from the movie Top Secret help us get a load off our minds?


Warning: Sound.  If you are at work, now would be the time to plug in those earphones!
If bookstores are the natural laxative, foreign bookstores are the &#8220;extra strength&#8221; formula and old [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hemorrhoids - Fourteen Tips on How to Avoid Them</title>
		<link>http://www.login-logout.com/tips/hemorrhoids-how-to-avoid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 18:33:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Porcelain Assassin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Hemorrhoids - a burning, itching and bleeding hell one in every two Americans will be damned to before they are fifty years old.
Strangely, fewer than one in five hundred will seek medical help and, of those that do, one in five will require surgery.
Here we list fourteen tips on how to avoid becoming a hemorrhoid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Used Bookstore in Little Tokyo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:32:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Porcelain Assassin</dc:creator>
		
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The SHOJIKIYA bookstore in Little Tokyo has over 30 thousand used books, magazines and manga comic books.
Will a brief visit to a Japanese bookstore have us dropping brief to lay some brick?


Warning: Sound.  If you are at work, now would be the time to plug in those earphones!
While the video is short, it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>James Vicary Library</title>
		<link>http://www.login-logout.com/images/james-vicary-library/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 19:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Porcelain Assassin</dc:creator>
		
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If libraries are natural laxatives, the James Vicary Library may just be the Mecca of bowel movements.
During an experiment in 1957, 57.5 percent of people polled experienced a sudden urge to release their chocolate hostage immediately after entering this particular library.
Will you be in the majority that quickly makes an appointment with Dr. John?


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