Login-Logout

Helping IT Workers Release Their Chocolate Hostage

FAQ

What is Login-Logout?

Login-Logout (www.login-logout.com) is the world’s first online laxative. Visit our About page for details.

What are you trying to accomplish?

We want to help IT workers download a brownload in a healthy, drug-free, non-addicting and non-invasive way.

Are you serious?

IT workers spend from one-third to two-thirds of their lives sitting down. This affects, among other things, intestinal well-being.

Without going into details, a lot of IT workers have backed-up logs (and no, when it comes to unloading batches of cigars, frequent back-ups are not a good thing).

So yes, we are as serious as you would be if you had “one in the departure lounge” but all of the lavatories were occupied.