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Buddhist Bowel Movement Mantra

Category: Prayers — Wednesday, September 13, 2006

For ages, scholars have wondered:

If the Buddha eats only vegetables, why is the Buddha so… big?

Well, the truth has come out and it explains why the Buddha is usually found in a lotus position…
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The Log Prayer

Category: Prayers — Wednesday, September 13, 2006

“Backed up logs” have probably drawn more IT workers to religion than any book or clergyman.

When burnt offerings to the Porcelain god are burning in a one’s plugged posterior, even atheists are drawn to the power of prayer…
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Vulcan Potty Prayer

Category: Prayers — Friday, September 8, 2006

It is well known throughout the universe that Vulcans are emotionally challenged.

They never cry.

Or so we thought…
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