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Login-Logout (www.login-logout.com) is dedicated to helping IT workers:
- release their chocolate hostage
- drop the kids off at the pool
- give the cleaner something to think about
It is a collection of videos, pictures and sounds that make you want to pinch a loaf. We like to call the videos and other media “Chocolate Hostage Releasing Agents” (or “Agents” for short).
Voting is enabled so that the good ones float to the top.
If the Agent is effective (i.e. gives you turtle action) give it 5 stars. If it does nothing for you, give it 1 star.
In other words…
Login-Logout is the world’s first online laxative.
It is:
- drug-free
- all-natural
- non-invasive
- completely healthy
Traditional laxatives can make your bowels laxative-dependent (a bad thing).
Laxative abuse can lead to:
- intestinal paralysis
- Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS)
- pancreatitis
- touched cloth, anal leakage and other problems
If you have found something online that gives you the urge to bomb the porcelain sea, please drop us a line.
Bookmark our site and login whenever you want to logout.
Disclaimer:
This website is offered for entertainment purposes only.
Information contained in this website is of a general nature only and is not intended to constitute advice for any specific fact situation. For particular questions, please consult your doctor.
We cannot guarantee the accuracy or suitability of information.
We cannot be held liable in any event.